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If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.
Anonymous asked: An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."


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iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now

starmaps:

careers to consider when I finish uni:

  • girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
  • WWII war nurse
  • muse for a late 19th century artist
  • archaeologist in the 30s
  • suffragette
  • background character in a Wodehouse story
  • incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction

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suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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westbor0baptistchurch:

Prepare yourself for the most excruciating 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life.

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chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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Parent to child at the library:Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child:We'll wake up the books.
Parent:That's right.

Reblog if you are

kanrose:

shaxaphone:

s4rcoline:

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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

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pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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